风巩 发表于 2003-8-28 22:19:26

Chinglish

how do you do?
你怎么做的?
    I can understand.
    我能倒立。
    Yes, I can.
    是我,罐头。
    May I help you?
    五月份我来帮你?
    You’re welcome.
    你是维尔卡姆。
    How are you?
    怎么是你?
    How old are you?
    怎么老是你?
    Commander said: “Fire!”
    卡曼得喊道:“着火啦!”
    Can I help you?
    我帮你开罐头?
    Are you cold?
    哎哟,冷?


嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,嫁个棒槌抱着走——
  Marry cock follow cock, marry dog follow dog.
  Marry a stick,hold it everywhere.


今天不看,明天看。
  Today no see, tomorrow see.

二老好
  two old good

Beat the shit out of you!
  打得你屁滚尿流

love your mother who who who
  爱**谁谁谁

王八蛋 KING EIGHT EGGS
  混蛋 MIXED EGG
  坏蛋 BAD EGG
  笨蛋 BEN EGG

小朋友起床做早*
  little friend get up do morning ****ing


we brother who and who 咱哥们谁跟谁

american and china are not enough
  美中不足

傻B就是“stupid pussy.“

cook two little brothes just like cook only one little brothe!
  两个鸡子抄菜————-一个鸡子味!

你问我,我问谁
  you ask me, me ask who?

you have two down son.
  你有两下子。
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