Kenny 发表于 2003-7-28 17:26:17

South Park经典对话(可下载)

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MR. GARRISON: let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five

times two?...Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
CLYDE:
MR. GARRISON: Yes, Clyde?
CLYDE: Twelve?
MR. GARRISON: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a

complete retard. Anyone?...Come on, don't be shy.
KYLE: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
CARTMAN:
KYLE: Shut-up, fatboy!
CARTMAN: 'ey! Don't call me fat, you f**kin' Jew!
MR. GARRISON: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
CARTMAN: "Jew"?
KYLE: No, he's talkin' about "f**k". You can't say "f**k" in school, you

f**kin' fatass.
MR. GARRISON: Kyle!
CARTMAN: Why the f**k not?
MR. GARRISON: Eric!
STAN: Dude, you just said "f**k" again!
MR. GARRISON: Stanley!
KENNY: f**k.
MR. GARRISON: Kenny!
CARTMAN: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f**k f**kily f**k f**k

f**k.
MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?
KIDS:
MR. GARRISON: What did you say?
CARTMAN: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [speaking

through bullhorn] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
MR. GARRISON:
STAN: Holy shIt, dude.


加里森先生:好了好了,孩子们,大家坐好,我们今天有许多东西要讲。说的没错,帽子

先生。好了,今天我们讲几道数学题。哪位同学告诉我,5乘以2等于多少?……不要害羞

,尽量告诉我最准确的答案。
克莱德[起立]:12?
加里森先生[无奈地]:OK。看来咱们得找个不太迟钝的。谁能回答?
凯尔:我想我知道答案。加里森先生!
卡特曼[模仿凯尔的声音]:咿咿呀呀咿咿呀!
凯尔:住嘴,你这肥仔!
卡特曼:嘿,不许说我胖,你个傻Bi犹太人!
加里森先生:喂,艾瑞克,你说了骂人的字吗?
卡特曼:是“犹太人”吗?
凯尔:不,他说的是“Cao”字,你在学校里不能说这种话,你这死胖子!
加里森先生:凯尔!
卡特曼:他Ma的为什么不行?!
加里森先生:艾瑞克!
斯坦:嘿,你又说那个“Cao”字了!加里森先生:斯坦利!
肯尼:呜呜!(去他Ma的!)
加里森先生:肯尼!
卡特曼:这又怎么样?反正也不会伤着谁:Cao,傻Bi,去他Ma的!
加里森先生:你跟我去教导主任怎么样?
卡特曼:你舔我的蛋怎么样?
孩子们:啊![倒吸一口气]
加里森先生[狂怒]:你说什么?
卡特曼:对不起,对不起,我刚刚说的是——[拿起一个扩音器]你舔我的蛋怎么样,加里

森先生?
加里森先生:……[气得说不出话来。]
斯坦:真他妈倒霉,伙计!


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风巩 发表于 2003-7-29 18:12:11

学点儿英语不错!

Kenny 发表于 2003-7-29 18:16:37

纯俚语~~~~~~~

风巩 发表于 2003-7-29 18:19:48

嗯,也不错~~

Kenny 发表于 2003-7-29 18:22:16

How would you like to suck my balls
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